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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jul 18, 2006 11:06:05 GMT -5
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2006 14:09:29 GMT -5
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2006 19:43:51 GMT -5
When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close.
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jul 27, 2006 13:10:02 GMT -5
Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we're not ready. But maybe they'll change their tune after a little torture.
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Post by JG26_Dom on Jul 28, 2006 16:18:37 GMT -5
On behalf of Redcoat and myself, just who the @%$' is Jack Handy anyway?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2006 19:51:06 GMT -5
Ask, and you shall recieve.. "{Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.}" More here.. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey
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Post by MadJek on Jul 29, 2006 21:48:21 GMT -5
I only know who he is because of "Saturday Night Live" here in the states. Staying up late to watch the show, or catching a rerun, ol' Jack's deep thoughts always made ya try to wrap your brain around something. ;D
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Post by MadJek on Sept 7, 2006 15:26:20 GMT -5
It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
— USAF Manual
***How deep is that! ;D
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Feb 6, 2007 15:34:34 GMT -5
My father tends to feed my parents dog a lot of table scraps. Consequently the dog gasses up the living room just after we settled down to watch some tv. My mother complains... and my father says "it was the dog". That excuse just never seems to get old.
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Post by JG26_Mama on Feb 6, 2007 15:39:22 GMT -5
If a man laughs his half to death, what would happen if he would do this 2 times ?
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