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Post by I/KG26_Redcoat on Jun 29, 2006 5:12:43 GMT -5
IF a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2006 8:05:10 GMT -5
One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake.
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jun 29, 2006 8:30:40 GMT -5
If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jun 30, 2006 10:19:37 GMT -5
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2006 5:08:07 GMT -5
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the heck are you supposed to carry it?!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2006 23:31:41 GMT -5
Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five. Then, imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow, that's five more than the biggest number you could come up with!
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jul 3, 2006 19:21:44 GMT -5
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, "What am I doing?!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2006 22:54:59 GMT -5
Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again.
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Post by JG26_Irish on Jul 4, 2006 12:26:06 GMT -5
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"Never eat anything that is bigger than your head" JB
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Post by JG26_Irish on Jul 4, 2006 12:26:41 GMT -5
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"Life is too short to drink bad beer."
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