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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jun 22, 2006 7:44:32 GMT -5
Whenever anybody says he's struggling to become a human being I have to laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle to become a parrot or something.
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Post by JG26_Without on Jun 22, 2006 8:39:03 GMT -5
Beware of Jam and marmalade in the supermarkets.Bought one yesturday and droped it accidentally.Was horrified to discover that the jam was laced with hundreds of tiny shards of glass.How can they sell such things.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2006 5:34:20 GMT -5
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jun 24, 2006 9:37:00 GMT -5
When you're ten years old, and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again.
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Post by JG26_Without on Jun 25, 2006 14:09:40 GMT -5
I´d rather have a bottle in front of me than a Frontal labotamy
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2006 23:05:40 GMT -5
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think it odd that I drive without pants.
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jun 26, 2006 8:23:36 GMT -5
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2006 1:04:35 GMT -5
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2006 5:51:10 GMT -5
What am I afraid of? I'll tell you: a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather, you say. That's an honest question, and I'll try to give it an honest answer. First of all, did I say it was a poison feather?
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jun 28, 2006 11:00:37 GMT -5
The way I see it, kids need exercise more than they need ice cream. So when I worked as an ice cream man, driving an ice cream truck, I would try to drive fast enough that the kid couldn't catch me, but not so fast that he'd give up right away. Some kids will chase you for eight or nine blocks.
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