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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2006 2:13:34 GMT -5
I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2006 0:19:48 GMT -5
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
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Post by Its him on Jun 18, 2006 7:00:25 GMT -5
When walking along the street with an empty bucket, avoid passsing children eating ice creams, especially if they have a brother or sister with them also.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2006 5:14:12 GMT -5
You know what makes good hair for a snow man? REAL hair. Don't ask me why, but it works.
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jun 19, 2006 7:38:49 GMT -5
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jun 20, 2006 8:51:50 GMT -5
"I'm sorry team.... I let racism cloud my judgement. I was so convinced that the ultimate terrorist must be middle eastern, I didn't realize he was a god damn gook."
Spotswood, of Team America commenting on Kim Jung Il
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jun 20, 2006 8:53:49 GMT -5
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2006 14:55:23 GMT -5
I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2006 4:52:12 GMT -5
I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2006 4:44:22 GMT -5
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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