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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2006 4:56:57 GMT -5
I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands.
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jun 13, 2006 8:03:40 GMT -5
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.....
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Post by JG26_Cowboy on Jun 13, 2006 9:21:02 GMT -5
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2006 4:33:36 GMT -5
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jun 14, 2006 11:46:16 GMT -5
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2006 23:33:09 GMT -5
Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again.
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jun 15, 2006 12:14:50 GMT -5
I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2006 5:11:04 GMT -5
Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jun 16, 2006 10:46:26 GMT -5
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
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Post by I/KG26_Redcoat on Jun 16, 2006 16:03:02 GMT -5
Dead butterflies make excellent handgliders for woodlice.
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