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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jul 5, 2006 8:34:02 GMT -5
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2006 5:13:02 GMT -5
If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jul 6, 2006 15:59:14 GMT -5
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2006 5:27:16 GMT -5
If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't stop and think of what other words have "under" in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jul 7, 2006 7:55:21 GMT -5
I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2006 21:52:23 GMT -5
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jul 10, 2006 8:09:01 GMT -5
When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid person," Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2006 21:59:42 GMT -5
If I was the head of a country during a war and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought WE won!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2006 5:20:50 GMT -5
If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Jul 13, 2006 13:54:37 GMT -5
You can't tell me that cowboys, when they're branding cattle, don't sort of "accidentally" brand each other every once in a while. It's their way of letting off stress.
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