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Post by 1javasjonnie on Oct 30, 2011 18:42:43 GMT -5
OK so I guess you killed King Leopold. He was tied down in Brussels because someone  wrecked his vehicle.  But Allied command consider the loss of Brussels a mere fleshwound, lol. At least leopold got everybody to get into the fight and go down fighting for him Any way, well done blues and on to the tougher targets. It's getting better and better.  |
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Post by LW/JG10_Luny on Oct 30, 2011 18:56:11 GMT -5
Was a tough battle and you all did a great job.
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Post by JG26_Scannon on Nov 3, 2011 9:17:46 GMT -5
... a fleshwound eh? yes, yes this is how you must have envisioned it.......
(spiral into dream sequence....)
Sjonnie:
None shall pass.
Scannon:
What?
Sjonnie:
None shall pass.
Scannon:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Sjonnie:
Then you shall die.
Scannon:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Sjonnie:
I move for no man.
Scannon:
So be it!
Scannon and Sjonnie:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[Scannon chops Sjonnies left arm off]
Scannon:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Sjonnie:
'Tis but a scratch.
Scannon:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
Sjonnie:
No, it isn't.
Scannon:
Well, what's that, then?
Sjonnie:
I've had worse.
Scannon:
You liar!
Sjonnie:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[Scannon chops Sjonnies right arm off]
Scannon:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
Sjonnie:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
Scannon:
What?
Sjonnie:
Have at you!
[kick]
Scannon:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Sjonnie:
Oh, had enough, eh?
Scannon:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
Sjonnie:
Yes, I have.
Scannon:
Look!
Sjonnie:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
Scannon:
Look, stop that.
Sjonnie:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
Scannon:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[Scannon chops Sjonnies right leg off]
Sjonnie:
Right. I'll do you for that!
Scannon:
You'll what?
Sjonnie:
Come here!
Scannon:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Sjonnie:
I'm invincible!
Scannon:
You're a looney.
Sjonnie:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[Scannon chops Sjonnies last leg off]
Sjonnie:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
Scannon:
Come, Patsy.
Sjonnie:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
(...end of dream sequence....)
..anyway.. a great battle nonetheless enjoyed by all... and on to the next conquest...
..and where will Guderian point his Panzers next....?
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Post by 1javasjonnie on Nov 4, 2011 15:12:00 GMT -5
Nice Scannon, glad you catch my drift here ;D Which direction will Guderian's panzers go next? I hope he sends them east but we'll see. The toughest targets are yet to be attacked in earnest. |
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wrecked his vehicle. 
