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Post by JG26_Malino on Jun 9, 2006 16:15:29 GMT -5
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals.
"You are all part of our team now," said the HR director during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals called all the other cannibals aside, and roared:
"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals shouted, "You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!"
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Post by JG26_Without on Jun 10, 2006 2:35:04 GMT -5
A Quickie: Whats Blue and F**ks old people?
: Hyperthermia!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2006 20:53:35 GMT -5
The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN was walking down the hallway and bumped into President Bush. Hoping to break the ice with an innocuous comment, the ambassador quickly said, "Respectfully, sir. I have a question about what I’ve seen in America." Politely, President Bush answered, "If I can help explain things to you, please let me know." The Iraqi whispered. "My little girl watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in this show, there’s Chekov who is a Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Sulu who is Chinese… but there aren't any Iraqis. Why aren’t there any Iraqis on Star Trek?". President Bush whispered back to the ambassador, "It's because Star Trek takes place in the future."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2006 22:12:16 GMT -5
A husband comes home and says to his wife" we've tried 69 lets try 68" She says, "What's that?" He says, " you blow me and I'll owe you one."
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Post by I/KG26_Redcoat on Jun 25, 2006 7:47:59 GMT -5
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.
When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.
"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2006 7:06:22 GMT -5
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